Why do my dog’s feet smell like corn chips?
Why are dandelions pulled up as weeds
instead of
Why do I always change my mind at the very last minute
and ask for cookies and cream yet again
when there are so many other good flavors?
Why do humans get haircuts?
How do you make cottage cheese?
What gives little kids the idea that monsters
are hiding under their beds?
Why do so many people feel certain
of things they can’t possibly know?
Why do I feel certain of nothing?
What exactly is a poem?
