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To: Room 306 Students
Subject: A New Rule
Dear Class,
I have decided to ban snacking in Room 306. If any student is caught eating in class, they will be given a warning. Next time, it’ll be a write-up.
Why am I creating this rule? There are many downsides to eating in class. The first one is the mess. Have you ever sat at a desk with a big blob of jelly on it from the last kid’s PB&J? It’s gross, and it also attracts pests. (Remember that roach problem our school had last year?)
Another issue with snacks is distraction. Let’s say your neighbor opens a bag of buttery popcorn. Then maybe another student starts chomping on crunchy pretzel sticks. The smells and sounds can make it hard to focus.
Sure, some foods are quieter and less smelly than others. But it’s a waste of time to decide which snacks are OK and when. And the moment someone takes out any snack, people start nudging them to share. The easiest solution is a total ban. I hope this will make our classroom cleaner and quieter for all.
Sincerely,
Mr. Goldsworthy