We’re behind the building now. We step over a low fence. The rolling lawn gives way to soft earth. “What is this place?”
“It’s the Graybeard Motel garden project,” Aaron replies. “A lot of the old folks plant vegetables out here, because—let’s face it—what else can they do?”
“Skydiving,” Bear answers. “Bungee jumping. No—the cords keep tangling around their wheelchairs.”
“But what does this have to do with Splat Night?” I ask.
“Allow us to demonstrate.” Aaron reaches down into some leafy plants and comes up with two tomatoes. “You want the ripe ones. They make a bigger splat.”
He hands one to Bear, and they lead me to the rear of the garden. There’s a small hill. At the bottom, cars whiz by on a four-lane highway. Aaron counts, “One . . . two . . . three!” and they hurl the tomatoes out into the road.
Splat! Aaron’s scores a direct hit on the windshield of an SUV. Bear’s bounces off the trunk of a sedan and explodes. Tires squeal as the shocked drivers brake and swerve.
Aaron and Bear crouch down, yanking me down with them. They’re laughing and arguing over who’s the better shot. I can’t believe it. This was my idea of fun? Stealing vegetables from old people and chucking them at cars?
“Your turn, Ambrose,” says Bear. He presses a large, overripe tomato into my hands.
I don’t throw it. I can’t. Part of it’s my injury.
The main reason, though, is—why should I want to?
Don’t be a wimp, I almost scream at myself. You want to find out who you are. This is it! Splat Night is your thing. And who does it hurt? A few drivers who’ll need a car wash? Old people who are short one tomato out of dozens? Come on. Throw it!
“You can’t wait till the car’s right there,” Aaron lectures. “You have to try to guess how far the car will move while the tomato is in the air . . .”
He and Bear give me a few more pointers. Apparently, there’s a science to Splat Night.
I have to do it. If I don’t, it’s like telling them I don’t want to be their friend anymore. All right, I’ll miss on purpose. I grip the tomato and let it fly. The tomato barely breaks apart when it hits the road. My bad shoulder throbs like crazy.
“Ambrose—you’re wasting tomatoes!” Bear says angrily.
Aaron silences him with a punch that would stop a rhino. “Shut up, Bear! Our boy just got out of the hospital!”
Both of them launch into a list of excuses for why my tomato throwing isn’t up to my usual high standard.
That’s OK. My best friends are more than willing to fill in for me. It’s a bad night to be driving on Route 106.