N1: The royal arena is packed. Every seat is filled.
N2: The king and his court sit high up on velvet chairs.
N3: The princess leans over to the king.
Princess Margaret: Father, who is the accused today?
King John: A poor man who stole from the royal garden.
Princess: What did he steal?
King: Carrots! Can you imagine?
N1: A handsome servant walks up with a silver tray.
Thomas: Cider, Your Majesty?
N2: The king takes a glass.
N3: The servant smiles at the princess and winks.
N1: Behind them, Lady Anne and Lady Helen giggle quietly.
Princess: That will be all, Thomas.
N2: The princess tries to hide a smile. She turns back to her father.
Princess: So this man was caught pulling carrots from the ground?
King: Not exactly. He was found nearby carrying carrots.
Princess: Father, is it fair to think that he—
N3: A trumpet sounds.
King: Quiet now. The criminal is coming.
N1: A man dressed in rags walks into the arena.
N2: He bows to the king, then turns to face two wooden doors.
N3: The Master of Ceremonies addresses the man.
MC: You stand accused of royal theft. You must now choose one of these two doors. Behind one is a hungry tiger. Behind the other is a young lady you may marry.
Accused Man: But I didn’t—
MC: The choice is yours.
N1: The accused looks at the doors.
MC: What will it be, ladies and gentlemen? Will he be torn to pieces because he is guilty?
Crowd: Noooooo!
MC: Or will we have a joyous wedding because he is innocent?
Crowd: Hooray!
N2: The man walks slowly to a door and opens it. A tiger springs upon him.
N3: The king smiles.
King: Chance is an impartial judge, don’t you think?
Princess: Yes, Father.